Scumbags

This is just too funny; I have to share it. Yesterday I just got an instant message from a man who lives in Connecticut. I'm in Maryland, work in DC. He travels for his work, and wants to know if I want to 'have some fun' when he travels to DC, which I interpret to mean sex. I said no, I don't have sex with strangers, and if I was compelled to do so, I most certainly wouldn't do so with a married man - I strongly believe in karma. I figure, he lives in CT and wants to mess around in DC, there must be a wife somewhere. He says no, he isn't married, and he also believes in karma, and he doesn't mess with married women. The next i.m. says 'unless they're pretty' ... I wrote back 'I'm so glad you have standards' but obviously sarcasm is wasted on someone who would actually admit to being so shallow and so immoral.
So this morning I get another i.m. from him - should have blocked him, but since he isn't on my list, and I deleted the i.m., I don't think I can. He wants to know if I have any girlfriends I would set him up with. Uh, no, I don't do that to the people I care about.
I take it back, this isn't funny. It is sooooo sad. The guy doesn't have a clue. And I have to remember not to delete his next i.m. if he is stupid enough to write again, so I can BLOCK him this time. And I really need to figure out what it is about me that attracts all the scumbags and psychos.